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- My Miserable Existence Part 28: The Beast doesn't disappoint by Jeeves on 2009-09-25
- My Miserable Existence Part 27: Return to misery by Jeeves on 2009-09-23
- My Miserable Existence Part 26: Genius? My Ar$e! by Jeeves on 2009-07-29
- My Miserable Existence Part 25: Leg problems by Jeeves on 2009-07-19
- My Miserable Existence Part 24: Cycling through tar by Jeeves on 2009-06-30
- My Miserable Existence Part 23: Crazy Weights Club by Jeeves on 2009-06-09
- My Miserable Existence Part 22: Pussy immune system by Jeeves on 2009-05-26
- My Miserable Existence Part 21: No smoking = improvement by Jeeves on 2009-05-20
- My Miserable Existence Part 20: Eye Of The Tiger by Jeeves on 2009-05-13
- My Miserable Existence Part 19: Cashew nuts and a cliffhanger by Jeeves on 2009-05-12
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Recent comments (30)
In response to: "My Miserable Existence Part 28: The Beast doesn't disappoint" 54 days old
by Cutecoco [Member]
nice story I really like that :)
Hope u visit my blog soon and u reply to me soon thanks :)
All the best
Carole more…
In response to: "My Miserable Existence Part 16: Cross Trainer Betrayal" 201 days old
by Jean [Visitor]
This is completely hilarious! Please do keep it up.
:-)
Jean more…
In response to: "My Miserable Existence Part 5: Singer Doll And Pink" 302 days old
by samantha [Visitor]
Loving this. Keep it coming. Have a whole radio station signing up for the updates !
Sam
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In response to: "My Miserable Existence Part 5: Singer Doll And Pink" 303 days old
by Jean [Visitor]
Loved the image of the Pink dance routine! Ha ha!!
I am a little worried about the long term effects of the gym's soundtrack, pussycat dolls today...
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In response to: "My Miserable Existence part 1: And So It Begins..." 314 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Hyperbole is my middle name Jeeves. I thought my anecdote was humorous and also fairly pertinent to anybody who reads who does over-train. more…
In response to: "My Miserable Existence part 1: And So It Begins..." 315 days old
by Jeeves [Member]
I feel I should clarify - when I said I almost had a mouth filled with vomit, this wasn't my trainer's fault it was mine. He always monitors how I'm doing and if I feel dizzy, light-headed or nauseous, he slows down and we have a time out. I pushed myself a bit too far on the day in question, and got a ticking off because of it.
MME is more…
In response to: "My Miserable Existence part 1: And So It Begins..." 315 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Here is something to think about.
Brian Clough (famous football manager) was approached by a man called Sammy Chung (famous trainer) who said to Clough "Give me the job as your trainer at Notts Forest and I will sort out your players. I will make them all sick within 10 minutes". Clough replied " When we win trophies for throwing up I more…
In response to: "I'm as cool as Brandon Lee!" 880 days old
by Jeeves [Member]
I read Northern Lights and I have to admit that I wasn't a fan by the end. I'm looking forward to the film though. Looks ace! more…
In response to: "Damnable, contemptible and/or downright useless (2)" 880 days old
by Jeeves [Member]
Pity, mate - God of War 2 is excellent. Even better than the first instalment. There's always Chains Of Olympus for the PSP if you have one... more…
In response to: "Damnable, contemptible and/or downright useless (2)" 880 days old
by gelöschter User [Visitor]
*sigh*
I want God of War 2, but we're saving to move house, and we've already bought a Wii... more…
In response to: "I'm as cool as Brandon Lee!" 880 days old
by gelöschter User [Visitor]
Mine was a koala.
Just kidding, I had the same as yours. I've just bought the first book, haven't started it yet but there's plenty of time before the film comes out. more…
In response to: "Damnable, contemptible and/or downright useless (1)" 922 days old
by Redtoes [Visitor]
You're just mad 'cause I made you watch the show. ;-)
Though I do have to agree McDreamy has gone from TV-perfect-boyfriend to annoying-smarn merchant. Dammit. more…
In response to: "Now with 25 per cent less guilt" 932 days old
by FissionChips [Visitor]
Oh vey. What happens to the poor babies still limbo-ing in limbo? (If you were to believe in the concept - and many do)...Do they get weekend pass-outs? Early parole? Do they get to spend eternity beyond consolation? Fuck catholicism. Fuck the pope. more…
In response to: "Well it had to happen, didn't it?" 934 days old
by Jeeves [Member]
The guy was very much deranged, but I refuse to believe that a movie sent him over the edge. Particularly when you consider there are about four scenes in the film which you could classify as "horribly violent", practically zero gunplay, and none of the scenes were recreated in the campus killing. Yes, he looks similar in some of the frames he pose more…
In response to: "Well it had to happen, didn't it?" 934 days old
by Chyna_Doll [Member]
I think the guy was already deranged in the head already and watching these just made him worse.
I have Old Boy and yet to watch it! But my partner has and wasn't that bothered about it! But one of my friends here has seen it and she just said it was weird! more…
In response to: "Well it had to happen, didn't it?" 941 days old
by The big F [Visitor]
I'm trying my best to keep it together, but let's just say that, hypothetically speaking, I do lose it, I'd be sure to pitch up with the appropriate hardware. Having said that, emo-boy has definitely raised the bar. Anything less than 32-1 would be pretty embarrassing.
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In response to: "Well it had to happen, didn't it?" 941 days old
by Jeeves [Member]
That's, er, some very technical knowledge there, F. Here's hoping you never lose it and go on a spree. You'd probably know what hardware you'd need. Er....., you haven't seen Oldboy have you? more…
In response to: "Well it had to happen, didn't it?" 941 days old
by The big F [Visitor]
Seems like the guy was just a miserable cunt with a persecution complex. What I don't understand, is how one little guy, armed with a 9mm Glock and a .22 pistol, managed to take out 30-odd students. If I remember correctly, the States have brought in legislation limiting the capacity of hand-guns to 11 bullets, precisely to avoid this kind of trage more…
In response to: "Well it had to happen, didn't it?" 941 days old
by FissionChips [Visitor]
Think we might agree that he was just a plain ole asshole?
"All this attention, ironically enough, may be more of an outside inspiration to nutjobs with an axe to grind than an arthouse flick. But we're never going to read a headline, or an article, or a news brief that's going to entertain that idea."
Errr...."Experts fea more…
In response to: "Cheering for Chev and hissing at Snakes" 1170 days old
by [Visitor]
I know. White Chicks was absolutley rubbish!! I sat there saying "why is that funny?" while everyone else was laughing... I don't get it! more…
In response to: "Cheering for Chev and hissing at Snakes" 1170 days old
by Jeeves [Member]
No. And will not. It sooner put a hand-drill to my temple and pull the trigger than watch a film by the Wayans Bros. more…
In response to: "Cheering for Chev and hissing at Snakes" 1170 days old
by [Visitor]
I really want to see Crank... but Mambo No. 5 wasn't that bad, was it??
My boyf wants to see Little Man, I think it looks awful, you seen it?? more…
In response to: "An honest appeal." 1249 days old
by timhall2006 [Member]
Of course you're right, but I do detect a bit of snobbery at play here?
What is a "smarm hound?" more…
In response to: "A small thing" 1306 days old
by Jimbob [Visitor]
Equally disturbing as this phenomena is when you have an empty train or bus and the only other person boarding the train or bus sits down next to you forcing you to reshuffle your posture to make room for them.
Huffing, puffing and "tsking" sends no message to these type of people. more…
In response to: "An Open Letter To Sean Bean" 1310 days old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
My wife is a Sean fan, but having trod the boards herself understands enough about theatre to know its because he looks great in tight trousers.
Have you ever seen The Feild, which was made quite a long time ago?
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In response to: "The 80s actually had more taste" 1316 days old
by FissionChips [Visitor]
Anxiously awaiting a new blog update. Move it! more…
In response to: "28 Days and a bit" 1358 days old
by [Visitor]
Hope your room key dosn't work.
Evil Security Man. more…
In response to: "A small thing" 1368 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
now this is beginning to sound like a full scale bank robbery!!! that seat has your name on it doesn't it! hehehehe! more…
In response to: "A small thing" 1368 days old
by Jeeves [Member]
I prefer a joke-shop kiddie mask. I can frame one of the Tweenies for it. more…
In response to: "A small thing" 1368 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Point taken....although maybe the truncheon wouldn't be a bad idea... and adopt a "wasn't me" kind of face?! more…