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My Miserable Existence Part 28: The Beast doesn't disappoint from Jeeves 58 days old

[ ... ] the gym for a bit, so I thought I'd get you back into it with something easy," says The Beast. And then he laughs maniacally. I nod, and this ...

My Miserable Existence Part 27: Return to misery from Jeeves 60 days old

[ ... ] the gym. There has been no real reason for my skiving off like this. I suppose I could make one up. Okay, how about this; the damp, rain-drenched ...

My Miserable Existence Part 26: Genius? My Ar$e! from Jeeves 116 days old

These days, when I roll into the gym, I'm greeted with smiles by all the people who work there. The young ladies behind the desk break off their chatter, ...

My Miserable Existence Part 25: Leg problems from Jeeves 126 days old

[ ... ] the gym. Suffice to say after the first week of this shit, my arms feel like rubber and the pain in my legs makes standing up and sitting down a ...

My Miserable Existence Part 24: Cycling through tar from Jeeves 145 days old

My right knee has been done in. It hurts when I bend it. The Beast has told me to stay out of the gym. This may prevent further pain in my knee but it ...

My Miserable Existence Part 23: Crazy Weights Club from Jeeves 166 days old

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, when I was a fit, cut and handsome individual, I used to work out three times a week in a gym in South ...

My Miserable Existence Part 22: Pussy immune system from Jeeves 179 days old

[ ... ] no gym. In past days I'd probably have welcomed that state of affairs. Today it's made me mad enough to fart chlorine. As much as I hate going ...

My Miserable Existence Part 21: No smoking = improvement from Jeeves 185 days old

[ ... ] the gym three times (and I'll be going again after I finish this, God Help Me) to do cardio, and was able to make it through 40 minutes are ...

My Miserable Existence Part 20: Eye Of The Tiger from Jeeves 192 days old

My hands still haven't recovered. Yesterday they were fucking so painful, I had to quit writing early. Today I feel as though weights have been tied ...

My Miserable Existence Part 19: Cashew nuts and a cliffhanger from Jeeves 193 days old

[ ... ] the gym and pick his brain on whether the internet is right. "Cashew nuts?" he sniffs. "They're awful. Full of oil and saturated fats - and that's ...