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My Miserable Existence Part 28: The Beast doesn't disappoint from Jeeves 58 days old

About halfway through my new workout with The Beast, I stare down at the treadmill's timer - marching towards ten minutes - and two thoughts occur to ...

My Miserable Existence Part 27: Return to misery from Jeeves 60 days old

[ ... ] hate the The Fourth Estate, I really fucking do!) Anyway, the weather was nice and I was fucked if I was spending summer in the gym, eating ...

My Miserable Existence Part 26: Genius? My Ar$e! from Jeeves 116 days old

These days, when I roll into the gym, I'm greeted with smiles by all the people who work there. The young ladies behind the desk break off their chatter, ...

My Miserable Existence Part 25: Leg problems from Jeeves 126 days old

Well, as the midway mark of the year passes by, my weight now stands at 100kgs. If you think that's porky, keep in mind that I began this year on 108kgs ...

My Miserable Existence Part 24: Cycling through tar from Jeeves 145 days old

My right knee has been done in. It hurts when I bend it. The Beast has told me to stay out of the gym. This may prevent further pain in my knee but it ...

My Miserable Existence Part 23: Crazy Weights Club from Jeeves 166 days old

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, when I was a fit, cut and handsome individual, I used to work out three times a week in a gym in South ...

My Miserable Existence Part 22: Pussy immune system from Jeeves 179 days old

[ ... ] as I hate going to the gym (and I do hate it, with a passion that borders on the murderous) I loathe and despise not being able to go to gym. I ...

My Miserable Existence Part 21: No smoking = improvement from Jeeves 186 days old

There's more to being unhappy than a vicious task master. There's also dietry concerns; ie not drinking any booze, not going out to dinner, avoiding ...

My Miserable Existence Part 20: Eye Of The Tiger from Jeeves 192 days old

My hands still haven't recovered. Yesterday they were fucking so painful, I had to quit writing early. Today I feel as though weights have been tied ...

My Miserable Existence Part 19: Cashew nuts and a cliffhanger from Jeeves 193 days old

So the evil canteen at evil work has evilly started stocking an evil product. Evil, because I am now addicted to it. Every time I'm at the canteen's ...